Ingredients:
1 ripe avocado, peeled and seeded
1/3 cup sweetened condensed milk or 1/4 cup honey
1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa
2 cups vanilla flavored rice, soy, or almond milk
(If using 2 cups plain milk, add 1 teaspoon ‘pure’ vanilla extract plus an extra splash of condensed milk)
2 shots espresso, optional
1 cup crushed ice

Optional garnish:
Shaved chocolate
Whipped cream

Put ice, milk of choice, avocado, cocoa, and sweetened condensed milk (or honey) and espresso into a blender and blend until smooth, about 30 seconds.  Serve.